The thing I've enjoyed most about my new life here in the human world is the food. But my switch from the subtle green flavor of forest grown moss, to the delicious culinary delights of human food, have not been without their... er... side effects. To put it simply, it is starting to effect my sides. The shape and proportion of them has grown exponentially since I was first introduced to the cruchy delight of sembei rice crackers. The buttery smoothness of Hokkaido raisin butter sandwhiches. The sweet and sour tangyness of candied plum on a stick. I do love them so. And they appear to love me so much that they are sticking around. Sticking around my waist area!
I do get a fair amount of exercise. I have developed a short jogging course from my cabinet to the refrigerator, with a few breaks to catch my breath and get an energy sustaining sembei from a table top in between. This regimen, however, seems to have no thinning effect. I thought all hope was lost. That was until quite miraculously the engineers here at jibtv.com came up with a solution. Now, with the simple click of a button,you can enlarge the video streaming screen to the full proportions of your computer screen. Check it out next time you are watching our programming!
It came not a second too soon. I was already struggling to wedge myself into the original small video screen. Now with this new full screen capapbility, there is more than enough room for all of me to fit on your display. Which begs the question: Do I really need to diet after all? I mean with the technology on the site improving everyday, no matter how heavy I get, I the bandwith will support my unstoppable snacking. Hmmm... is that sembei I smell. Later!
